Omg, that was sad what you experienced. However I found the way you wrote about the experience really funny! :D
We ate at a Michelin star retaurant in Lisbon once, which served the food we ordered to our neighboring table, who did not seem to realise that it wasn’t the courses they ordered until half the food was eaten. We were starved for atleast an hour until all the confusion was cleared. There were no apologies, nothing done later to make up for the time wasted. Michelin star feels overrated.